my pre-review of Hades (Halo 2)

Hades by Alexandra Adornetto




How can you trick someone into getting on a motorcycle? Either they get on, or they don't get on. Motorcycles aren't like cars. And what does angel Bethany want with a motorcycle anyway? SHE CAN FLY. Or, I'm assuming she can. Who knows, maybe Halo angels are just so lame they can't even use their wings to fly. *shudders from pure lameless*



Perhaps the conversation went something like this:



Jake: Hey Bethany. Why don't you get in my van on my motorcycle? I'll give you a lift...

Bethany: No wayz.

Jake: I have...teh ice cream! And kitties!

Bethany: OOOOHHHH KITTIES! *hops on*

Jake: MUAHAHA SILLY GIRL THERE ARE NO KITTIES

Bethany: NOOOOO I HAZ BEEN TRICKED!

Jake: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA



Now that would make a lot of sense.